May 2013
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I just lifted up my armpits and was able to smell myself
I smell delicious….
i wish I could eat myself.
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Kal Penn as Khan
Sulu: If you test me... You will fail.
Khan: In another life, we may have been friends.
*theater explodes*
Israel and Mexico swap notes on abusing rights →
reinadeariza:
Military cooperation between Israel and Mexico has risen sharply in recent years.
Guadalupe ayudame Israeli military teaching Chiapas police :,( my soul hurts
Why aren't more people freaking out about the new...
dancepunksnotdead:
You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?
It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.
http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift
Why aren't more people freaking out about the new...
dancepunksnotdead:
You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?
It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.
http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift
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Me: *humming amazing graces because of reasons* God damn it i got it stuck in my head
Roommate: Making my way downtown ~*~*~
Me: * now stuck in head with that song * Gaskdjhsjgbkjrh
Roommate: works every time
The hilarious double standard "Mexicans are lazy,...
queennubian:
sourcedumal:
feverishlycool:
searchingforknowledge:
stargazingeyes:
OH SNAP!
HAHAH
YOOOOO
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theangryviolinist:
lol oh tchaikovsky
tchaikovsky whta r u doing
tchaikovsky wat the fcuk is ur problem
TCHAIKOVSKY STAHP
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Guy: ...but I mean lesbian sex isn't REAL sex.
Me: Well, I mean, those sounds your sister made were pretty fucking real.
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let me explain u a thing: Queer Muslim Masterpost →
realfakescientist:
strawberreli:
strawberreli:
This post pretty much came about because I was asked if I had resources for Muslims who were discovering or newly coming to terms with their sexuality. I didn’t, and the poor advice I had to offer was … poor. So, I pulled up a few of…
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I get to do a project about latin@ character in comics, and punk bands in Latin America, so fucking excited, on another note, if anyone has information about punk bands in latin america that would be greatly appreciated
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i need to stop wanting people that don’t want me .
I wish nerds would get as pissed off about Khan...
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I just fell off my bed, and can’t walk anywhere. did i mention i have papers due today, and there is no physical way of me being to move anywhere, and these bitches don’t take email sent. it also doesn’t help that i talked to the teacher and she was like just don’t miss anymore classes.
May is National Masturbation Month
urbieknowsbeats:
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TMI TUESDAY
1: Picture of yourself
2: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
3: Have you ever been dumped?
4: What do you most like about making out?
5: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
6: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
7: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
8: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
9: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
10: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
11: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
12: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
13: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
14: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
15: Do you miss your last sweetie?
16: Last time you slow danced with someone?
17: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
18: How can I win your heart?
19: What is your astrological sign?
20: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
21: Do you cook?
22: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
23: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
24: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
25: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
26: Name four things that you wish you had:
27: Are you a player?
28: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
29: Are you a tease?
30: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
31: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
32: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
33: Hugs or Kisses?
34: Are you too shy to ask someone out?
35: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
36: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
37: . If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
38: Do you flirt a lot?
39: Your last kiss?
40: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011?
41: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
42: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
43: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
44: Does someone like you currently?
45: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
46: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
47: Ever made out with just a friend?
48: Are you happier single or in a relationship?
49: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.
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I should get a buisness card made that says part-time person that helps you out during a freak out, and professional procrastinator. And just give them out randomly
Walt Disney Company: Stop their application for... →
dakotawhatever:
angryasiangirlsunited:
solaceames:
sulitati:
STOP DISNEY FROM TRADEMARKING DIA DE LOS MUERTOS! I am signing this petition to stop Walt Disney from appropriating and exploiting Mexican religion and culture.
Dia de los Muertos is a religious observance during which people, and particularly native peoples, in Mexico, the United States, and abroad, honor ancestors and loved...
Reblog if you are a Non-Binary Gender or know...
zillyhooah:
(Writing a paper for school on Non-binary genders and it’s pretty important)
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That moment when my roommate tells me I’ve been listening to the same music. And I’m like no, I’ve gone from Pedro Infante to Eydie Gorme Con Los Panchos, to Javier Solis, there is a difference”.
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Free Tee Friday!
threadless:
Since you’re all pumped up from your midnight screening of Iron Man 3, we wanted to dedicate this Free Tee Friday to Mr. Tony Stark himself!
Reblog this post by 10AM on May 13th for a chance to win any one of our Iron Man tees in your size!
Which tee is your favorite?
