Sleep is for the dead

May 23

I just lifted up my armpits and was able to smell myself

I smell delicious….

i wish I could eat myself. 

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Kal Penn as Khan

• Sulu: If you test me... You will fail.
• Khan: In another life, we may have been friends.
• *theater explodes*

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sourcedumal:

oddpicturesoddpeople:

kqedscience:

Cleared of Charges of Setting Off a School Explosion, Florida Honor Student Heads to Space Camp

“The explosion struck a chord with 18-year NASA veteran Homer Hickam, a former lead astronaut training manager for Spacelab, and later for the International Space Station.

In the late 1950s, Hickam had a brush with law enforcement for allegedly starting a forest fire. State police came to his high school and led him and his friends away in handcuffs, but his high school physics professor and school principal came to the rescue, clearing him of wrongdoing.

Back then, schools did not have zero tolerance rules. Kids could make their mistakes without the threat of a criminal record, or serving time in jail.

“I couldn’t let this go without doing something,” Hickam said. “I’m not a lawyer, but I could give her something that would encourage her. I’ve worked closely with the U.S. Space Academy, and so I purchased a scholarship for her.”

YES.

YES!!!! YOU GO 

(via note-a-bear)

Israel and Mexico swap notes on abusing rights -

reinadeariza:

Military cooperation between Israel and Mexico has risen sharply in recent years.

Guadalupe ayudame Israeli military teaching Chiapas police :,( my soul hurts

(Source: rebeccaliliana, via skepticamongthefaithful)

May 22

Why aren’t more people freaking out about the new Venezuelan labor law?

dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

(via warloq)

Why aren’t more people freaking out about the new Venezuelan labor law?

dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

(via warloq)

May 21

• Me: *humming amazing graces because of reasons* God damn it i got it stuck in my head
• Roommate: Making my way downtown ~*~*~
• Me: * now stuck in head with that song * Gaskdjhsjgbkjrh
• Roommate: works every time

May 20

The hilarious double standard “Mexicans are lazy, and too stupid/can’t be bothered to learn English” and “Mexicans are taking all our jobs”. So, you’re saying that you lost your job to a lazy person who doesn’t speak English, how bad at your job were you?

queennubian:

sourcedumal:

feverishlycool:

searchingforknowledge:

stargazingeyes:

OH SNAP!

HAHAH

YOOOOO

(Source: chinitahermosaa, via aztckarla)

May 19

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searchingforknowledge:

knittedlampshade:

schakall:

twisted-sapi0sexual:

stillaliveglados:

((Red))

definitely blue

Torn between yellow and blue.

blue or orange

sooo many of these are coercive to your fellow humans tho.

Blue

(Source: rematiration)

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theangryviolinist:

lol oh tchaikovsky

tchaikovsky whta r u doing

tchaikovsky wat the fcuk is ur problem

TCHAIKOVSKY STAHP

(via searchingforknowledge)

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